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Perusing the pages of Tumblr you could be forgiven for thinking that there are two levels of grooming in the male genital arena, all or nothing. It seems that people are trimming more closely if not going the whole way if they groom at all. Personally I know which I prefer. I said recently that you have to have a good size cock to get away with the fully shaved look, well, the same could be said for the wild bush look.

If your lunch is all garnish and no meat in sight then I’m sorry, I’m not sitting down to dinner!

Perusing the addictive pages of Tumblr, watching too much porn and other online distractions, it’s come to my attention that there are some people out there doing some serious grooming.

Once upon a time you used to be able to look around the locker room and in a quick glance, work out who was on your team because the straight boys didn’t do an ounce of grooming. Now it’s more likely to be the straight guys who are getting rid of most or all of their pubic hair. Maybe they finally realised that their lady friends might enjoy spending more time down there if they weren’t gagging on the tendrils of a garden run wild.

But how smooth is too smooth? I for one trim pretty close but leave a little bit of hair in a natural shape above my goods but I have grown to be quite partial to the smooth look on the right person. Who is that right person? Well in my opinion, and that’s all it is, to carry off the totally shaved look there are two things that either alone, or together go a long way to making it work.

One of the dangers of being smooth is looking like a prepubescent boy, so of course one of the things is a massive cock. You are never going to be mistaken for a ten year old with a meaty 9 inch slab of beef bouncing around.

The other requirement, especially if your junk is not getting you offers from porn studios, is to have a killer body. You can get away with the hairless look if you have a wicked washboard stomach, some muscle and a body fat reading that Taylor Swift would envy.

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The results are in for the poll on what we are doing to groom our pubic regions. Most of you are just doing a light trim to keep things neat and in order, myself and a few hundred others aren’t far behind in the poll. We shave the balls and crack and trim the bush. Next up are the 170+ of you that let nature run wild followed by the totally smooth gang and last with a handful of votes are those with a very manicured small nature strip in front. Thanks to Artistry of Male for the blatant use of his photos. What a lovely bunch of low hangers they are too. Whoever those boys are, I salute you and your generous testicles.

With the constant stream of naked men parading across my field of vision, in porn, for the blog (it’s a tough job) and on the beach etc it’s hard not to notice a very broad range of grooming styles out there. There is one older guy I see at the beach who has a hairy back, shoulders, chest, stomach and everywhere, but he completely shaves the pubic region. Not just the cock and balls, but the area just above that would normally have hair even if nowhere else on his body did. Others are completely smooth from the neck down, some are completely natural.

My friends and I have come up with a bit of a rule about grooming. If your pubes are longer than your cock, a good trim is in order. Firstly it either means you have really wild bushy pubes or quite a small cock. Either way, it’s going to be more fun for those booking a trip to the region if they can see the wood in the trees.

So, my question to you all is, what have you got going on down there?

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I was in the shower this morning doing my usual saturday morning grooming routine, keeping the boys all smooth and I was wondering what the current genital grooming trends were at the moment? Personally I’m still all about keping the balls and crack smooth as possible and the bush trimmed. What else is going on out there? And are the girls still doing the brazilian thing?

I found this video and thought it was pretty hot. There’s something amazing about the Big Brother style of living experience or the type of people that go in the houses. Would YOU stand in a shower with another guy (especially if you are both straight) and shave your balls, all the while with straight, clothed girls doing their makeup in the same bathroom? Love it.