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It’s taken some time but I finally understand the appeal of the new full length speed suits that competitive swimmers are using. They have to be worn tight. Really tight. Ricky Berens on the U.S. team at the FINA World Championships in Rome was wearing his moments prior to racing in a relay and bent over for a drink of water. Suddenly he felt a draught. Thankfully for all of us, his team mate urged him to ignore the tear and just swim as there wasn’t time to change. Oh to have been his team mates or an official standing behind the blocks as he stood ready to dive.

Apparently the suits are tearing quite frequently because of how tight they are being worn. Now I’m just trying to picture someone doing one of those amazing backstroke starts, arching out of the water and…. RIP!

These students in Otago New Zealand decided to honour the French National touring Rugby side’s nude pedigree in the Dieux Du Stade calendars before the French battled the famous All Blacks team. How did they do this? They had a nude rugby match in Logan Park. I love that it was still a full contact game even though the guys are all nude and I’m assuming straight. Looks like the crowd enjoyed the show too.

Skydiving is one of those sports that enthusiasts seem prone to doing nude. We love it, although it would have to be cold up that high and moving that fast. That wouldn’t make for good photos once you hit the ground. Check out the photo below. At first I didn’t know what was going on but apparently the guy is doing quite well for himself and his cock, flapping around in the wind, was slapping himself in the butt!

Now this is how to train. I don’t know how these were used and I imagine it’s probably part of an online viral campaign rather than something that would be aired on television. While the idea of running nude appeals, surely bits bouncing around a lot might chafe and get sore?

The first video is what I think is the full spot and the second is an extended segment with the hot blondie. Shame about the pixellation dammit.

I have a sneaking suspicion that I’ve seen the video footage that went with these photos and would hazard a guess that it probably preceeded an all in orgy in some Euro porn, but I could be wrong.

Who ever thought of playing slip-n-slide nude soccer was a genius. Firstly, I am rubbish at soccer so to have everyone else sliding around the place and falling over is a nice leveller for me. It’s what I do on a normal grass field. Doing it nude would be even more hilarious, but potentially dangerous.

I grew up as a very active child. My sister and I swam nearly every day (through summer) of our school lives and along the way we had tennis lessons, I did years of gymnastics, dabbled in hockey (terrible at it) and others. Team sports usually leave me a bit cold. There’s too much pressure not to let the others down. Waterpolo was fun but the team sport that I did love was surf boat rowing. That was insane amounts of fun, adrenaline, terror and fitness. Sadly it just takes more time commitment than I can offer to one thing.

If team sports were run like the one above then I might have shown more aptitude. I’m guessing that these shots are from Europe somewhere, given the number of foreskins on display. That means it must have been a bit cooler than here, so I’m pretty impressed with the display I have to say.

The 4th episode of Surf Camp has just hit the airwaves and it’s time to vote. Another guy has just been eliminated and Brennan came out with the classic quote above. It’s now down to two competitors so head over to Samesame to vote. All voters go into the draw to win a holiday in Bali thanks to the wonderful folk at QGuide.com

When these photos came into my inbox over the weekend I thought how cool. At first I thought that’s madness, rock climbing nude like that, but then I realised that if I was swimming in a nice waterhole, and there was a climb-able wall like this, I’d be there in a flash.

I know the first pic of the guy in the waterfall isn’t the same guy, but I thought the photo worked well!

Nick Youngquest is the hot NRL coverboy of the Gods of Football calendar and recent coverboy for DNA. He’s now added coverboy for Tetu to the list. For our lifesavers photoshoot, we didn’t have a behind the scenes video, but I’m glad Nick does. Two gay magazine covers in a few months and hot as hell, the man is obviously very comfortable with us gay boys looking at him. I just wish he’d dropped the cushion!

My desire to surf nude has not exactly been a secret here on Aussielicious and I’m hoping this summer, if it ever decides to arrive, will be the summer that I can do it finally. The one time I’ve actually seen someone do it, they looked so happy and relaxed and I guess free. I’ll be in Byron Bay next year for a long weekend, maybe I’ll get the chance up there. If there are any readers up there, let me know if there is anywhere possible!

As we all know, the idea of being nude is a good one in my books, and nude sport, or at least watching nude sportsmen has always been an even better idea. Last night at aerials I may have proven to myself that it’s not at all a smart idea, no matter how visually appealing it might be.

We were learning a new trick that has to have been invented by a woman. There are many of these tricks in the reportoires of aerialists I’ve discovered but this one was the worst yet. If I’d been asked to try and father a child last night, I highly doubt it would have been at all possible.

There is a young guy in the class who is only 14 and is at a performing arts school. He’s a lovely kid but definitely a quirky kid. If he weren’t at an arts based school, I hazard a guess that he might be bullied. BUT, either the kid is wearing very un-supportive underwear or he’s doing rather well for himself at such a young age. Either way, a couple of us have noted that unless he is careful, it’s so “out there” that it is in danger of just being ripped off and it would be a shame to lose something obviously so large that I’m guessing has never been used by anyone else.

DNA’s issue #105 hit the stands with Matthew Mitcham on the cover. It’s a nice simple cover too, and he has such a lean toned body, how could he look bad

Website Samesame today posted an article suggesting that aussieBum was very close to signing a  sponsorship deal to make Matthew Mitcham the face (and butt?) of their brand. I think the two are a perfect fit.

Unfortunately, after being in touch with aussieBum today, they denied a deal is done or close to being done. They are very proud of Matthew and his stunning victory in Beijing, but Matthew isn’t even back in Australia yet and hasn’t spoken to anyone about a deal. He has signed with a management agency, but no deals are done yet. But I think I speak for all of us when I say I’m seriously looking forward to the aussieBum shoots that may hopefully happen in the future with the sexy Matt.

If someone’s going to kick your ass then it’s the least they can do to show you all their junk while they beat you to a pulp. Looks like all that jumping around is keeping him fit. Actually fighting someone nude could prove dangerous to the goods though.

I’ve been an athletic and sporting person for my entire life. Dabbling in lots of sports, excelling in none but holding my own. Swimming has been the predominant one but there’s been tennis, rowing, gymnastics as well as rock climbing and other bits and pieces.

One thing I’ve never done is have any formal dance lessons and watching So You Think You Can Dance is just so inspiring and beautiful. For people to have that much control over their bodies and to be able to move with such grace is gorgeous and awe inspiring. I will admit to being more drawn to the slightly quirkier routines. Ballroom and Latin do nothing for me.