Aussielicious

This is Matthieu Helman, he’s only 22 and look at that body! Is his waist smaller than my thigh?  He’s a stuntman and model who is a delicious mix of Asian and French. What a great arse on him!

This is Brodie, one of the Sydney entrants in DNA’s search for a cover model competition. He’s originally from Hobart and is a really nice guy. He’s hoping for some votes in the competition and clearly has what it takes to be on the cover of the magazine. Apparently it takes some serious discipline to maintain that kinda zero body fat image… maybe that’s what I’m doing wrong?

So, click on the image for a closer look at Brodie and then head on over and vote for him!

It’s Friday night and I’m tired after staring at dozens of photos of shoes today… so to finish my working week I bring you Rafaello Balzo. The eyes say come to bed, the hair says I’m not a follower, the body says let’s fuck, the lips say I can suck a golf ball through a hose and the jeans… well they say my stylist is a pile of shit.

Now, just because that last post was depressing and scary, here’s a gorgeous man standing around looking pretty. It’s fitness model James Ellis shooting his calendar. Enjoy the creamy goodness!

James Ellis 2009 Calendar Photo Shoot from Northern Digital on Vimeo.

The U.S. version of Make Me a Supermodel seems to have been so much cooler than our bland, undercooked stew of mediocrity. Sure Tyson was here for a bit but now we are left with episodes where nothing really seems to happen apart from a bunch of bitching and an average photoshoot.

Why can’t they be like this. I wouldn’t mind seeing Rhys and Billy and Isaac getting down like this. It’s funny how the boys keep playing gay in this clip even after the shoot has ended. Very cute.

It’s time for the second round of the Aussielicious Awards, so until Sunday afternoon, Sydney time, I’m taking nominations for your favourite DNA coverboy. There’s been 104 issues now over the past 8 years and there’s been a wide range of guys on the cover to suit all tastes, from the twinkier guys to the buff as all hell.

I think my favourite was Rusty Joiner from issue #71. If I died in his arms, it would be with a smile. So get nominating. The top 5 guys with the most votes will then be put up for a week of stiff (oh my the images in my head) competition to take out the second Aussielicious Award.

Tyson Beckford, my future husband, decided to make the most of a party thrown by Marie Claire magazine. They are the magazine affiliated with the Aussie version of Make me a Supermodel and for some reason they had a pool at the party. Two of the contestants jumped in as well but it was only my gorgeous future husband that got his whole kit off. In the second shot from left, you can see his nuts, and they’d be low hangers. VERY nice.

He does look like he knows how to enjoy a party.

Tonight is the first real episode of the Aussie version of “Make me a Supermodel” and I have to say that I don’t think Tyson Beckford has anything to worry about from these guys. Sure some of them are really hot but some of them think they are already at the top of the heap and don’t need to listen and others are just not comfortable looking in their skin.

Tyson was interviewed on the radio here in Sydney this morning and I have to say I agree with him when he said the girls have got it all sewn up. I can’t tell what they are looking for and maybe they don’t know yet but the variety in just the bodies of the guys is wildy different.

It’s been a while since Will Fennell appeared on the cover of DNA and it’s been too long. He’s one of the nicest guys I’ve met in years and as you can see, as hot as hell. If you read the short interview with Will on the DNA site, he mentions his boyfriend having the body of a superhero. It’s TRUE! I met him at a birthday part and everyone that was introduced couldn’t keep their hands off his arms!

Isn’t it always the way? One of the hottest guys around is on the cover and my damned subscription has run out! Got to go renew it!

The Australian version of Make me a Supermodel is going to start in a bit over a week and to my surprise, the divine Tyson Beckford is playing the mentor role in the local series. I thought we’d do what we usually do and have a local hack version butcher the role and cheapen the series, but if Tyson is involved, I’m going to have to watch. The man is stylish and, in a nod to the religious readers, surely the creation of a higher being.

It’s been some time since I featured the delicious perfection that is Nicholas Lemons. He is a captivating beauty with cheekbones so sharp they could cut through your defences in a heartbeat, but he’d make you feel better with one kiss of those pillowy lips and a look into those beautiful eyes. I love that he looks so clean cut your mother would love him, but then the tattoos give him an air of the bad boy which we all know makes him so much more intriguing.

I haven’t posted much of Chad for a while. There hasn’t been a lot of new shots of him sadly but I guess it keeps the mystery alive.

You’ll notice that posting has been a little light on this week. That’s because I’m house and dog sitting for my sister so I’ve had to pre-post stuff on here and I’m hitting publish day by day as I go. I promise I’ll be back to normal by the end of the weekend.

Ryan Daharsh was a coverboy for DNA some time ago and now he’s with Major Models and is as smoking hot as ever. Can’t you imagine running your hands throuh his hair while you kiss him?

I’m a bit blurry-eyed this morning after my long day yesterday so I don’t have a lot of brain power going. Here’s some pics of the gorgeous JP Calderone. Reality TV regular from his days at Survivor and now the Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency. He seems to handle himself with dignity and grace, even with the crazy high-energy Janice up in his face. JP’s body is just amazing. He’s got one of those long-limbed, broad-shouldered hotness that I have always gone for.

I’ve had a long day and just got home from my last trapeze class. I’m not going to do trapeze any more. Firstly I don’t think I’m that great at it, and secondly I don’t enjoy it nearly as much as silks. Because I don’t have anything interesting to write about today I’m just going to post this video in the hopes that it distracts you for a while!