There is a philosophy that I believe is true but until this week hadn’t heard a name for it. it’s all come about because of Ariana Grande the tiny little singer who is engaged to some comedian she’s been dating for about 30 minutes. She made a not-so-subtle reference to the size of his dick and now we have the term BDE, or Big Dick Energy.

No, I’m not trying to say that a big dick is like a carbon neutral home that produces it’s own energy. Rather the philosophy goes that you can tell that some guys have a big cock because of the energy they exude. There’s a quiet confidence, cockiness if you will. They don’t need to shout about it or whip it out and show it off (although that would be fine too) because they just have the knowledge that they are packing more than the average guy.

I’ve known a few guys over the years like this and one or two that sure, I’ve never seen it but you can tell that it’s there, safely nestled in some straining underwear.