Being a single man with typical single man urges, I’m known to be on apps and sites to sort out those urges.

There are people I’ve seen on those sites like dudesnude for many years. In particular for the purpose of this post, a guy I met up with and fooled around with at LEAST 10 years ago. Probably 12. Not long ago I saw his profile online again and somehow, he’s using the same photos as he was 10-12 years ago. He’s not the only one. There are several profiles I’ve seen of guys that I’ve had conversations with who are still using photos a decade old or more.

What happens when they meet up with someone? Are they real life vampires that don’t age? I’m sceptical.

Conversely a guy has been trying to add me as a friend on true nudists and his profile says 42. That’s two years younger than me. Not exaggerating I would put him at TWO DECADES OLDER. Yup he looks over 60. He has Santa-white hair and everything. Who the hell does he think is believing that?