In a world that is increasingly “connected” by social media there is possibly an oversupply of communication in the world. Sometimes it’s best to just strip that back and do away with words.

Why communicate with clumsy words when a picture is worth a thousand of them? If one picture is worth a thousand words, surely an album of photos is worth many, many thousands. It seems so unnecessary to write a message when you can just sent dick pics.

Whether or not the recipient has asked for them or not, a bunch of photos, the more gynaecological the better, will serve as the perfect ice breaker. Goodness knows, fourteen photos of the groins of a couple says pure romance to me.