With my three weeks off I’m supposed to be studying and achieving things. So far it’s not going so well. Yesterday I was trying to study for my marriage celebrancy course and this morning I was supposed to be editing photos. Now part of my distraction and lack of focus was legitimate. I’d left my work bag with my glasses at the office so I was getting headaches from sitting at the computer without glasses. So I have now been in to the office to get them and all is right in the world.
Given that I also have the house to myself at the moment I am spending a lot more time nude about the house and well, when you are bored and not motivated and there’s something there to distract you, it’s just going to happen.
Over the past few years there has been a bit of a trend for mashing up words to create new words. This morning I was clearly putting one of my favourites to good use. I was procrasturbating. That’s right. It’s the wank you have when you should be doing something else. I wasn’t even that horny.