We can all safely agree that the acting and the script are not why we watch porn. If you are like me, any of the “story” is fast forwarded to the important, flesh on flesh action. God knows when I took photos on a porn shoot a decade ago the “script” was on a single sided piece of paper, double spaced. It was creatively titled “Cheaters” and involved four couples in a holiday house cheating on each other. Complex stuff. The script had amazing writing like the scene where one guy walked in to find two guys playing with a dildo and uttered the line “You bottoms need a real top.” Jane Austen eat your heart out.

This video takes all that and turns it on it’s head. Kind of. This appears to be real porn stars having real porn sex but instead of going to all the trouble of memorising their complicated and emotional lines, there are two comedians feeding them their lines through ear pieces. In all seriousness I don’t know how they kept a straight face and how Jake, the beefy sexy ginger porn guy, kept it up because the comedians had some fun with this.