The internet is a magical place. Now with everyone taking selfies, nude or otherwise, and being shared all over the world with speed and efficiency it’s no surprise to come across some gorgeous gem of a man. Recently this muscled god came to my attention on tumblr. I have no idea who he is or what he does for a living. It’s entirely plausible that he stands around looking bloody spectacular and someone pays him to do so. He could well be a porn star. If anyone knows, please feel free to enlighten us.

Mystery muscle man is not my usual type. I love me some muscle but this is bigger than I typically go for. He’s also hairier than my usual lust object. But how on earth could you say no to that? He could walk in to my life and ravage me in just about any manner he pleases and I’ll happily return any sexual favour.