Yesterday was the annual running of the Melbourne Cup. It’s a horse race. I don’t get it but Australia treats as a reason to take the afternoon off and drink and eat. Sadly our office didn’t have time this year.

AussieBum has just released their own Cup. It’s nothing like a horse race other than the fact that their model Andreas, or whoever is modelling the cup, is hung like a horse. That is a good thing. Andreas may not stop the nation but he stops me in my tracks. The Cup is a new pouch style of underwear from AussieBum that is essentially a waistband and a pouch to put your junk in at the front with no leg straps or g-string. It’s a hanging basket for your meat and veg!

Now AussieBum, where’s the behind the scenes video?