Being a striking Swedish god who has won the title of Sweden’s most beautiful man several years in a row, who is also quite open about having no problems with nudity, it was only a matter of time before Alexander Skarsgard got his junk out on True Blood for all of us to see. He has always said that he doesn’t wear the modesty sock on set and why should he? In what is being billed as a spoiler for the season finale and Erik’s fate, photos from the episode that has just gone to air show Erik Northman (Alexander’s character) in flames, in the sun, in the snow on a mountain. I’m calling fake on the Erik’s demise storyline. Knowing True Blood he’ll turn up again or it was only a dream sequence etc.

Now, can I put in a request for Jason Stackhouse (Ryan Kwanten) and Alcide (Joe Mangello) to get their goods out on screen next please?