Today online I received a message from a pretty cute 22 year old. Now I’m not saying I have never hooked up with anyone quite a lot younger than me but that is 16 years and it’s not really my thing.

His message said “ohh fuck… what a hot sir! mhmmm… want ya to take care of my tight ass, dad :P cheers, boi

Apart from the very Gen-Y spelling, boi is a pet peeve, I have never been into role play about Daddies and Sons, Dom & Sub, Slave & Master or any of that stuff. I’ve dabbled in some kink, but that stuff hasn’t been part of it.

None of that is my major issue. My main problem? Apparently I am now old enough to be a “daddy type” and I feel really old.