It’s the tail end of a party, or at least a good part of the way in and it happens, someone decides to streak the party or just calmly remove their clothing and wander through as if nothing were different. A couple of my friends have done it many times.

Some people would be surprised to know that I am NEVER that person. Granted I may have coerced someone to be that person first at a drunken pool party so I could follow suit shortly after, but I will never be the first one nude. I’m quite happy to leave it to people like this guy. Tall and hot and completely nude. Sadly not quite drunk enough to let go of all his modesty.