For a number of years I’ve been going round infecting friends with relationships while being an uninfected carrier at the same time. It’s been a dangerous affliction just causing relationships left right and centre without even trying.

Now that I’m actually in a relationship I’m scared that the couples created by my “love ebola virus” may all crumble in a heap. One of them has recently fallen apart at the seams and they were the one couple I thought were destined to be together forever. Being a complete romantic myself I hate seeing couples breaking up but I feel even more guilty when I introduced them and it doesn’t work out.

There are a few other relationships that I’ve inadvertently created that are still going strong. Fingers crossed they survive or I’m going to feel really bad.