
As a fledgling baby-gay embarks on his first tentative steps into the sparkly wide world that is the gay scene, it’s important to remain true to oneself and assert your own individuality. This does come with rules however.
If one is a bearish type, feel free to be your own man, but that almost certainly must include a neatly trimmed beard and a furry belly. By all means stamp one’s individuality on your body with a tattoo, as long as it’s a bear paw print, preferably one on each side of your chest.
As a baby gay one will want to show one’s flamboyant side and that’s fantastic as long as you do that by pooling your pocket money together with your baby gay school friends to buy your eyeliner in bulk and a communal set of hair straighteners. That way you can all express your individuality together as a collective consciousness at a fraction of the price.
Now, the muscle boys and A-Gay jocks are harder to pick. They really do like to be individuals. The rules for them however making sure they conform (individually expressed of course) to this week’s shade of t-shirt, polo shirt or perfectly shrunk skinny jeans.