Aussielicious

Now, either there is a deeper artistic message here and I’m just not seeing it, or film-maker Patrick Lentz has just managed to convince a hot muscled black man to jump around on his bed removing his underwear so that his cock is bouncing around, purely for his own enjoyment. Who knows what the motivation was, it’s fun to look at.

A modern bodybuilding homosexual  is still obliged to baste oneself with a ludicrous shade of fake tan for a competition but one must, must run straight to the nearest high pressure shower and scrub with all your might as soon as the competition is over. By competition I mean that 3 minutes on stage trying to look masculine while wearing a smaller swimsuit than Barbie, after a year of lifting heavy things up and down and not eating like a sane person.

If one doesn’t scrub under a high pressure shower but instead decides to  let the tan wear off, after a week you are destined to look like you’ve had a torrid night’s sleep rolling around in bed sheets soiled with your own excrement. Please… scrub. The modern homosexual is still, after all, vain.

Today I booked accommodation in Las Vegas for a few nights after Burning Man. I’m going to have to extend it by one night because the Cirque Shows I want to see aren’t playing on two of the three nights I’ve booked but that’s easy fixed.

I’m in the process of organising a ride to and from Burning Man and it’s also been brought to my attention that I’ll be in NYC for the 10th anniversary of 9/11 which is an eerie but moving prospect. It’s starting to feel very real now. I’ve bought my ticket to the festival itself so it’s all happening!

Those busy folks over at aussieBum are always busy coming up with new ideas or tweaking older designs. They’ve just released the new hipster version of the Lockerboy range in the same bold colours. That is a very comfortable range. I can attest to that personally. They’ve also just released the new “Offroad” t-shirts. They look nice and rugged and come in three colours.

Gabriel Colello that brought us “An Exploration of Nudity” is obviously teasing us with a new venture. I received this video on email a little while ago. The video is a beautiful, short teaser of things to come, with a message telling all of us not to fear success and achieving our wildest dreams which I know I’ve been guilty of in the past.

Chris has featured on the pages of Aussielicious a few times over the past few years, for his modelling and his blog following his fitness, Supersize Chris.

Chris and I have been internet buddies for a few years now and I love seeing some of the shoots he does. When he told me he was shooting with Dylan Rosser I was excited to see the results as Dylan does some great work and always shoots hot guys. The interesting part was that I’d never seen Chris full frontal nude. You’ll have to go to Dylan’s site for those shots but let’s just say Chris has NOTHING to worry about.

Seeing friends nude is nothing new for me at all, some friends you are curious to see and others you don’t want to. Let’s face it, Chris is hot, has a smoking body and is a really nice guy, why wouldn’t I want to see?

Chord Overstreet, he of the very full lips and incredible abs has flashed those abs dripping wet in a pool, sadly wearing too much, for photographer Christian Rios. Chord to me is like an older, hotter much more interesting and cool Justin Beiber that you want to shag instead of smack around the head.

In the interview (below) with Ellen he sounds down to earth, friendly, fun and he flashes his perky, undie-clad bum at us. Nice work.

Sydney-siders that take part in the World Naked Bike Ride aren’t actually allowed to be naked, but apparently in Melbourne that isn’t the case.

Cycling, as their global counterparts do, to protest about emissions, 150+ cyclists took to the streets of Melbourne and road their way through the city on 6th March in what looks like beautiful sunny weather!

I wonder if Sydney will ever be allowed to ride completely naked.

So, a bunch of mates go riding down the street on their bicycles. One has a video camera. What do you do? Of course there is usually one in every crowd, with my friends probably more than one, who will take his clothes off. To do it while riding down the street in broad daylight is pretty cool and a bit of a perve for us. The tricks he does at the end of the video are very cool. I don’t know that I’d brave them nude but each to their own.

A new report claims that by denying gay men and women the right to get married we are costing the Australian economy hundreds of millions of dollars in lost revenue. Now this seems to work on the assumption that we are all going to have big lavish weddings with white peacocks and Liza singing Single Ladies and spending a fortune.

First up I know gay men and women are still having ceremonies and paying the same money for reception centres, cakes, suits and all the trimmings. They may not be hiring Liza but let’s face it, they probably can’t afford her party favours.

Secondly this scenario is working on the old cliche (and don’t we love a cliche) that all gay men and women have a lot more money than our straight counterparts. Um, can I point out that I know lots of single straight people or straight couples without children who have a lot more disposable income than I do. When I came out I was expecting to be handed an envelope with details of my new found fortune and earning power but it seems to have been lost in the mail along with my six pack and penchant for tiny dogs.

A few people have told me over the past few years that I should turn this blog into a book. Other people have also told me that I should put out a coffee table book of my photography. I don’t know that I have the body of work to release a whole book of photography but the idea is germinating to do a book combining the two.

So to all you long term readers I’m asking if you have a favourite post from all 5 years of the blog in both it’s forms, here and the old blogspot version? If you do, and you can find it, please email me and let me know the date of the post and I’ll put it on the list.

This isn’t a guarantee that the book will happen but it’ll give me food for thought. Keep in mind that it needs to be the writing in the posts and the topic that you like as most of the photos I post on the blog are from the public domain and I do not own them.

We are now a couple of weeks past Mardi Gras and there are people already itching for another party. The Sydney Stingers, our gay waterpolo team have the perfect way to send off the end of summer with their inaugural Pool Party.

Organised in conjunction with DJ Dan Murphy, the Stingers are presenting a huge lineup of DJ’s including  Alex Taylor, Chip, Adam Love, Keenan , Jake Kilby, Troy Cox, Dan Murphy, Kate Monroe and special performances throughout the afternoon/evening.

The party is on Sunday 3rd April at the Ivy Pool Club & Changeroom Bar from Midday until 10pm. I’ll be there so come along and support the Stingers and say hi!

Tickets are available at:
Aussie Boys, Oxford Street
First Drop Cafe, Baptist Street Redfern
ASN, Oxford Street
SOLEIL Tanning, Taylor Square
BANG Clothing, Taylor Square
HUM Records, Oxford Street

I’m not a big car person, my last car was a tiny old bomb of a car that washed away in a flash flood in my street a year ago but on Wednesday night I found myself at the launch of the new BMW X3 helping film a flash mob that surprised the VIP guests at the launch. I really was hoping there would be some poor innocent guest caught up in the middle of the flash mob but they all seemed to be out of the way when it happened. The General Manager, who knew it was happening, even joined in the action. He’s the balding guy in the suit on the far right just a little out of time with everyone else. So much fun to hear the reactions of the crowd and see people next to me even doing the arm actions they still remember from the movie!

This weekend my boyfriend is heading out of town, so given that he isn’t a nudie, I’m planning on heading off to go camping with a few friends who are also nudies to have a break from the city and chill out. Unfortunately the weather isn’t predicted to be very good this weekend. We’ll make a decision on Friday about whether we go or not.

This summer has been very disappointing and there is a very Autumn feel already. If we go camping through winter it will definitely not be nude.

AussieBum have just launched their new range “Man” with the tagline “Simple, elegant, sexy” which aptly describes the underwear. There’s nothing that yells at you about these undies, but rather they are understated, comfortable and sexy.

I’ve been called sexy and some would definitely argue that I’m simple, but I doubt I’d use the word elegant to describe myself. Who knows. Are you an elegant aussieBum Man?