I stumbled across this fantasy football team at Swoonworthy. Now I now NOTHING about American Football other than the guys wear an enormous amount of padding, they are enormous guys and you seem to need two teams for each team. They can’t run both ways and tackle?

Given my lack of knowledge about the game, it should come as no surprise that I know nothing about the players either. I’ve heard of Tom Brady and Reggie Bush but that’s more because they are/were sticking their anatomy in the anatomy of famous women, and because they are both hot.

These guys on this fantasy team are scorching. Forgive me if I buy front row tickets to the locker room instead of the actual game won’t you? All that padding does nothing to show off their bodies which, judging by these shots, are in FINE form.