Have you noticed no one tells jokes anymore. Sad. Here’s one I found on a friend’s facebook page.
A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy. She says: “Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?” He says: “No, but I’ve got dangling balls on a 9 inch.” “That’s not a record is it?” “It is for a 10 year old.”