Nudes-A-Poppin is a kind of nude “beauty pageant” at Sunclub Nude Resort in the U.S. From surfing the internet for a few years now, it seems to be an annual event and some of the entrants come up with those slightly odd costumes that still mean their junk is clearly visible. For me, complete nudity is best, although I have to say the “Policeman” looks pretty damned hot in the pic on the far right.

I have no idea of the judging criteria but if it’s going on size, true to stereotype, the African American guy is winning. All three guys in these photos are pretty damned hot and I would struggle to choose. It’s the Libran in me, so can I take all of them?