Joe McElderry has just won the UK’s X-Factor competition and performed his winning version of Miley’s “The Climb”. He’s also come out in the press denying rumours that he’s gay that he’s been dogged by for a long time. The self-confessed virgin says that he just isn’t even thinking about girls right now but focussing on his singing career which looks to be promising. A gorgeous young guy who can also actually sing. Who would have thought.
You can understand why he’s been dogged by gay rumours when you look at the guy. He’s a fresh faced twink almost custom made for a starring (bottom) role in a Bel Ami orgy scene being pounded by nine incher after nine incher before smiling sweetly with cum dripping off his chin. Personally, I’d give him a few years, or better yet, give me his older, bit-of-rough-trade brother that I’m imagining lurking somewhere nearby.



great fantasy you have painted there brenton…sounds like someone needs some good sex…
Right on, Brenton. Such a twink.
LOL @ your description… you’ve obviously put some thought into it ;)
You’re in denial and that is final. You’re not admitting you should be quitting all these queens and fairies and muscle mary’s. The rough-trade boyfriend who in his pathetic own way denies he’s gay. Why can’t you see this is a fantasy world?
What is the Xfactor? Is it like American Idol or America’s got Talent here in the States? Because bottom boy can’t sing, I mean he can..for like karaoke night. He would have been ummm…out of the top 12 on American Idol, he would have been voted off like 6th (provided he made it to the top 12). He won because he is a hot lil guy but, really? That can not be the best voice in Australia…can it? He’s a cutie though, and is Simon Cowell like on every continent?? Damn. TGD
TGD: you are like all americans… dumb (or ignorant) as a door! X-Factor is a UK TV show.
Simon Cowell is has a track record that speaks for itself. You can’t judge him!
It seems that to be able to win a British Talent show , you have to be a virgin,,first it was Susan Boylen and now this young queen
LOL we are neither dumb or ignorant (which by the way means the same thing) ;). We are, however, very arrogant and I guess that is how my post came off, sorry ’bout that. Just curious as to how the rest of the world lives. So this may be a dumb (or ignorant) question, does Australia get British TV? We have a BBC channel on cable here, not a subscriber though so not sure if the X-factor is on it. By the way, my doors are very offended, especially the bathroom door (the least intelligent of all doors!) ;) j/k TGD.