It’s long accepted that there is a man-drought in Sydney. People that want to date, can never find a man. The straight girls think all the men are gay, the gay men think all the men are straight and both camps agree that all the good ones are taken.
Never fear, being the detective that I am, I’ve gotten to the bottom of this dilemma and hopefully now we’ll come up with some preventative measures or perhaps legislation to combat the problem.
The lesbians are stealing the men. I hear the sceptics and nay-sayers from here all tut-tutting this absurd theory, but it’s true! Two of the lesbians I know are both currently shagging men, one of them making a detour to sample some pre-op tranny cock on the way to her current male shag. The other one is even now calling her shag “boyfriend”. I think it’s outrageous! There’s barely enough cock to go around all the people that really like it as it is, let alone with these part-timers and wannabe’s squatting on valuable real estate.
How would they feel if we started snatching up all the vaginas, so to speak? They’d be disgusted and you wouldn’t walk outside for fear of a carefully aimed birkenstock hitting you in the head, thrown from a passing motorbike!
Please note: all stories contained within are true, moral outrage is highly sarcastic. At least someone’s getting some cock.
The Lesbians stealing all the men!!! I love it! Absolutely hilarious Brenton…
Wait - if a man is planning to become a woman by having an operation - should he still be counting in the man pool? Cause if they won’t be a man in the foreseeable future - then any kind of shacking up would just be short term.
But I get the overall sentiment - Sydney is short of good (gay) men eh. Hmm… I’m planning to apply for a Working/Holiday Visa to Australia for 2010 - but maybe instead, I should look for a place with plenty of gay men. Then again, this man drought is kinda of a global epidemic… So now we have on our hands - H1N1, global warming, and man-droughts… :P
Brenton,,ur just a funny man! I do agree tho,,the lesbians want it all, whether they know what 2 do with it or not!
Hot and funny… and you’re single?!?!?
Dear B, you’re ruining my dream of one day coming to Australia and having tons of sex with tons of hot Australian men a la Susan from Coupling. Next you’ll tell me that all Australian men don’t look like Aussiebum models nor Hugh Jackman.