Another Aussielicious theory on life

Every now and then I take note on something and it formulates in my (probably over-tired) brain. A new theory has formulated, along with notable theories from the past like crazy people are better in bed and the theory that I’m a carrier for relationships but can’t get infected with one.

My libido has a definite cycle to it. I can go for weeks feeling horny as all hell and then it will fade for a few weeks and I won’t have any interest in sex. Sure I’ll have my fairly routine but satisfying wank on a daily basis, but as far as hunting people down for something more, meh. Currently I’m on an upswing in libido and this is where the theory kicks in.

When you are horny, there are more hot people around. Now, bear with me here. I’m not suggesting that there is a physical increase in the number of hot people in proximity to said horny person. I’m saying that the hornier a person is, the more people around them they find attractive. Pheromones, testosterone, whatever, it’s all flying around and more people are slapping me around the eyeballs with their sexy in the last couple of days than in the last few weeks combined. 

Having said that, the guy in the black tank top, shorts, blue ipod shuffle, red cap and ASICS Noosa-Tri trainers at the gym today was genuinely SMOKING hot. Even if my libido was on vacation in Nepal, buried in snow, I would have found this guy stunning. The perfectly athletic body, great face, and the dedication and discipline in his training was all fantastic.

6 Responses to “Another Aussielicious theory on life”


  1. 1 robbinsm

    I have the same libido “sex swings” and not the good sex swings either. lol. It sucks sometimes ’cause my bf is always into doing stuff and those down weeks just suck big time. But your eyes def. change when you’re hornier. They have this hottness film over them or something. lol

  2. 2 mike

    I’m so right there with you here in New york the hotter it get the hotter I get LOL ! I’m not quite sure how i’m going to make it through August :)

  3. 3 Brian

    So crest your wave with the hot guy…ride it out…enjoy your hotness..why hold back…what are you waiting for? the next low down time?…the cycle..on a small scale…is like appreciating your morning wood. Not necessarily abusing it but enjoying it.

  4. 4 Billy

    So are the horny goggles the same tint as beer and last call goggles,? Mine are the same color but a little lighter, i.e. just a touch pickier.

  5. 5 Trevor

    is it because when you are horny, your “standards” drop?
    Bit of useless information for gay men…but women who are strippers, when ovulating, (ie peak time for baby making) make more money in tips from the strangers in the audience. True…something “in the air”

  6. 6 Dave Evans

    Brenton,

    I hear you on the libido swings mate.

    I wonder if there is a scientific explaination to it?

    Dave

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