Every now and then I take note on something and it formulates in my (probably over-tired) brain. A new theory has formulated, along with notable theories from the past like crazy people are better in bed and the theory that I’m a carrier for relationships but can’t get infected with one.
My libido has a definite cycle to it. I can go for weeks feeling horny as all hell and then it will fade for a few weeks and I won’t have any interest in sex. Sure I’ll have my fairly routine but satisfying wank on a daily basis, but as far as hunting people down for something more, meh. Currently I’m on an upswing in libido and this is where the theory kicks in.
When you are horny, there are more hot people around. Now, bear with me here. I’m not suggesting that there is a physical increase in the number of hot people in proximity to said horny person. I’m saying that the hornier a person is, the more people around them they find attractive. Pheromones, testosterone, whatever, it’s all flying around and more people are slapping me around the eyeballs with their sexy in the last couple of days than in the last few weeks combined.
Having said that, the guy in the black tank top, shorts, blue ipod shuffle, red cap and ASICS Noosa-Tri trainers at the gym today was genuinely SMOKING hot. Even if my libido was on vacation in Nepal, buried in snow, I would have found this guy stunning. The perfectly athletic body, great face, and the dedication and discipline in his training was all fantastic.
The C-Bomb is the word that gets the strongest reaction and over the years I’ve heard it come from completely unexpected directions. The first time you hear a female use the word Cunt it takes your breath away, but like gay men using the word fag and African Americans use the N-word, if anyone can say it, women can. But ultimately it’s usually used in a very derogatory way.
A year or two ago Jane Fonda dropped the C-bomb on television when being interviewed about her involvement in the stage production, “The Vagina Monologues”. Sure, she’s never toed the political line, but she’s old enough to be my grandmother and a respectable classy older lady. Loved it.
The other day another VERY classy icon of the acting fraternity, Judi Dench was crossing the very busy Shaftsbury Avenue in London and was nearly hit by a taxi. So the taxi driver yelled out the window “You stupid CUNT!” Very offensive. Ms Dench is a very classy but obviously very sharp lady and very quickly and loudly turned and yelled back “That’s DAME CUNT to you!!!” Perfection. Or as her character in “Mrs Henderson Presents” would have said, delicious.
Earlier this month I posted some shots of Jamie Dominic. Well, here’s some more. These shots are by Tony Duran whose style to me, has a very Hollywood vibe about it. Jamie has such an amazing look and always looks stunning. Yum.
I found these photos over at and liked them so thought I’d share. Who doesn’t like two hot boys nude in a pool, all wet, under the blazing sun? I know I do… enjoy.
It’s only ten days now until I fly to Darwin for my tour of Kakadu. I can’t bloody wait. Work is starting to settle down which is good because I was worried it was going to be crazy right up until I went on holiday then I’d crash with some kind of cold or flu or something as soon as I landed up there. This way I might have a bit of a chilled week next week beforehand.
I’m dying to get some sunshine and relax and get out of the city. I love my lifestyle in Sydney but it’s always good to get a taste of something different and a change of pace. Bring it on I say.
This Saturday is the National Day of Action for Marriage Equality around Australia. I’m going to be there and I hope thousands and thousands of others are too. Gay, Straight and everything in between, we all need to show our support. Even if you have no desire to get married, isn’t it a basic right that we have the option if we choose to?
I would like to know that if one day, in a mythical land in the future, I find someone wonderful to share my life with, that I can do so in a legally recognised union. For full details about the day of action, visit the official website. I hope to see you all there.
It’s taken some time but I finally understand the appeal of the new full length speed suits that competitive swimmers are using. They have to be worn tight. Really tight. Ricky Berens on the U.S. team at the FINA World Championships in Rome was wearing his moments prior to racing in a relay and bent over for a drink of water. Suddenly he felt a draught. Thankfully for all of us, his team mate urged him to ignore the tear and just swim as there wasn’t time to change. Oh to have been his team mates or an official standing behind the blocks as he stood ready to dive.
Apparently the suits are tearing quite frequently because of how tight they are being worn. Now I’m just trying to picture someone doing one of those amazing backstroke starts, arching out of the water and…. RIP!
I don’t have any good reason for posting these apart from the fact that they are good photos of hot guys. I think my favourite of the three is the guy with the dog. He’s cute, the dog is cute and he just looks like fun.
Every year in Sweden they have a competition to find the “Water Fairy of the Year” and every year it has been won by a violinist, up until this year. 2009 saw Martin Norberg win the title playing a saxophone. Apparently the legend goes that a water fairy takes the form of a naked man playing the violin on the shores of lakes and streams. Interestingly the legend actually predates the first violin in Sweden.
I love the fact that the crowd includes families and all sorts of people watching as if it’s the most normal thing in the world for a naked man to be standing in a stream playing a musical instrument. I know it’s summer up there, but that water cannot possibly be warm.
That’s right, aussieBum have released a very limited run of this new range “Rocki”. My new flatmate doesn’t like it but I kinda do. That’s the beauty of all the underwear on offer these days I guess, there’s something for every taste. If you like the Rocki range, head on over to aussieBum and order yourself a pair before they are all gone.
I know you aren’t suppsed to go to see the latest Harry Potter movie expecting hot boys, but after Robert Pattison in Goblet of Fire they’ve kinda set a bit of a bench mark. Now, in Half Blood Prince they have recruited the Dancing in His Undies boy from the Acne underwear video, Freddie Stroma to play Cormick, a suiter for Hermione’s affections. He doesn’t get a lot of air time but he is definitely a bit pretty… Give him a few more years and he’ll be damned fine. I don’t like them half my age.
We still haven’t decided which internet provider we are going to go with for the new apartment, which is why I haven’t been blogging this week but I turned the computer on this morning and we seem to be able to “borrow” some wireless internet from someone nearby. Yay!
So I apologise for the break in transmission but we are up and running again. The move went really well. Some of my new flatmate’s friends helped us move the furniture last Saturday which meant we had everything in by 1pm and we were pretty much unpacked by 6 that evening, followed by several (read too many) drinks out that evening.
It’s taking some getting used to the new living arrangement. I’d been at the last place for so long that you knew what annoyed other people and you could read their moods and know when to leave them alone. That takes a bit of time but I know I’ll get there with A. He’s a really nice guy and I’m hoping a good influence with my eating habits as he’s very health conscious.
This is my last blog post from this house. As of tomorrow I will be living somewhere else and I’m about to pack up my computer, tv, lamp, heater and a few bits and pieces to take them to the new apartment.
This blog was started in this room in November 2005 and the blog and this room have seen a lot of things happen. I quit one job without another to go to, worked for myself for a couple of years, modelled for aussieBum (badly) and got involved with an American who left me with emotional baggage I’m still trying to unpack. I’ve met lots of fantastic people through Aussielicious, some who have become very good friends. This room has seen some great sex as well as some seriously mediocre sex, some great cuddles, lots of laughs, even more porn, too much dust and a lot of memories.
Since I’ve lived here I’ve taken up pole dancing, aerial silks which has become a passion, and worked on my photography. Not many people have stayed over with me in this room and I don’t mind that at all. I’m hoping the new place might see a good romance in the near future, but if not I certainly won’t argue with some great sex.
We’ve had drama in this house. Over the nearly four years I’ve been here I’ve shared it with six other people in total. Sue, the wonderful lesbian who will always be a friend, another lesbian who went a bit weird and grumpy before moving out, “W” the cranky hermit who left a note to say she was leaving, “A” another lesbian who we saw wandering through from time to time, now “C” who seems to be happier these days and “B (2)” who has a heart of gold but a rather quirky way of looking at life and his lego version of it.
So, to all of you who’ve been reading the blog from the start, and those who have joined us since, be patient, I’ll be back soon. As soon as we get the internet in fact. Thanks for the memories. Catch you soon.
This guy is only 17 and such a baby but you can just tell that he’s going to grow up to be such a spunk when he gets a few more years under his belt. I do find it disturbing that I find a 17 year old sexy but that is definitely tempered by his age. I want to fast forward him to about 30 and see how he looks then.
You have to admire his discipline and drive. Since filming Twighlight, he’s stacked on 30lb of muscle for the sequel. That’s a massive amount of muscle, especially at that age.
