Aussielicious

There’s a lifestyle/reality show currently airing here in Australia called Homemade. It’s a renovation/decorating/elimination/bitching competition where people compete in teams to renovate two different homes but get eliminated from the poorly performing team.

These two boys are two of the remaining contestants who were all chosen for their looks design skills. Darren (left) may or may not be full of passion for his design but if he is, he’s also full of botox, because even when he’s angry, his face doesn’t move. It’s a pretty face, but I like a man to look like he might be able to at least pretend he’s interested.

Jason… Jason (right) has the guns that could end the middle eastern conflict once and for all. He’s also appeared in a catalogue for a company that my company does work for. Sadly it was before my time. His arms are the kind of arms I fantasize about using as pillows, with caution. I think if I was sleeping on his big bicep and the man sneezed I might lose my head.