Aussielicious

Tonight I’m off to learn poker from one of the guys that is coming along to our nude poker night next week. He’s a guy I’ve been chatting to online for about a year or more on and off. We’ve never got around to meeting up for one reason or another but tonight I’m picking him up from the gym, then we are going to his house where he’s making me dinner then the nude poker lessons begin.

Yeah, we are doing the lessons nude too. We both like being nude obviously and so we thought we might as well. I am fairly confident tonight will get a bit frisky too. We’ve even joked about penalties for losing a hand. I can’t wait.

I’ve posted in the past about when I think I developed my “type” that I’m attracted to. All the evidence points towards my very early teens or it could even be anywhere in my childhood. Growing up spending summers on the beach, swimmers and surfers were always around and have left a lasting impression.

My family are very much of the “get a hair cut and get a real job” kind of family yet this guy pictured totally pops my cookies. I’ve always been the rebel of my family, even if it is a very minor rebellious streak. I grew my hair to nearly this length at about 21 and looked fucking ridiculous for doing it but I loved it at the time. I didn’t have his body, nor his hair.

Maybe this shot takes me, in my fantasy land, to a tropical island like Blue Lagoon and I’m sliding down waterfalls and swimming naked in crystal clear water with this guy, my own version of Christopher Atkin and I’m a very different version of Brooke Shields, although about the same height. Can’t you just imagine kissing the salt water off his chest after fooling around in the water, then after making love in the dappled shade under a palm tree, falling asleep with your fingers curled gently in his hair? No? Well, I can.

Here’s an exclusive sneak peak at a new range about to be released from Aussiebum. I’m sure you can see why it’s called “Catch of the Day” and if I went fishing and caught an Aussiebum model, I’d be a very happy fisherman. I knew these were coming out but they’ve been trying to figure out how to photograph them and not make it sleazy with the see-through nature of the underwear but I think they’ve done a great job and kept the cheeky image of Aussiebum firmly in place…

A friend and I were having a conversation the other day after another disastrous intended set up by a friend. A girl I see at the gym had someone she thought would be perfect for me, wants something long term, not a party boy…

Back that bit up. Not a party boy? I saw her the other day and asked if she was still going to introduce us. She said to give up on that one, he’d gone missing for ten days off on a Crystal Meth bender. Nice. Glad she thought we were perfect but I’ll pass.

After discussing this adventure and others with my other friend, with his help I came to the conclusion that it’s my fault. If “The Secret” is correct, then you attract what you put out there. If I’m always talking about disastrous dates and freaks that I’ve met, then surely that’s just attracting more. So no more. I’ll go on dates should the occasion arise and if they don’t go anywhere, nothing needs to be made of it. Change my attitude. Simple.

The photoshoot with Kieran on Friday night was a really good experience. He was much more comfortable this time, both physically (not anywhere near as cold) and with me, as we got to hang out a bit more and chat and get to know each other.

I really wanted to drape him naked on one of the expensive cars down in the garage but thought that setting the alarm off on someone else’s car at 2am might cause a few issues in the complex where I live. We had already organise that if we heard a car coming in the first roller door, we’d grab his clothes and dash upstairs out of harms way.

Aussielicious TV – Episode 3 from Brenton Parry on Vimeo.

Yesterday was a very long but very rewarding day for me. I got up at 5.40 to head to the gym for my last session with my training buddy before his wedding next weekend in Byron. Then it was off to work which although not particularly exciting at the moment was a good day. When finishing time came I raced off to Aerialize to teach at the Gay & Lesbian Singles Circus night which was a lot of fun.

After initially being nervous about attendance, we had a full class of 20 people and lots of laughs. The only slight hiccup came when, after thinking we had nice even numbers of boys to match up and girls to match up the realisation hit that one person was probably what is officially known as Intersex… I’m thinking of them as gender-non-specific as I’m not entirely sure what Intersex means. But how do you pair them up? Everyone seemed to have a good time anyway.

Then it was home to meet up with Kieran, my patient, tolerant and enduring new model, who after freezing his bollocks off at the pool a few weeks ago, came back for more. This time we had him wandering around my building carpark nude at 2 am. I hope you like the results. When I look at them close up, they aren’t technically that brilliant but I am really happy with the look and feel of them. Finally at 3 am I fell asleep in my bed.

I can’t believe I’ve let another summer go past without getting out there and going camping. I’ve wanted to do it for the last few years but still haven’t managed it. Part of the problem is that I’m so keen to go somewhere that nudity is possible that I’ve probably missed other good opportunities. I go and read the Scenicboys blog and they have so much fun out in the wilderness.

Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet on the posting this week. I’m still not feeling 100% and I seem to be busy as ever. Tomorrow night is the singles circus class which we are still looking for more participants, then late tomorrow night I’m shooting Kieran again. It’s going to be a very different location but hopefully just as successful a shoot. He’s such a patient and forgiving model coming back after I nearly froze him to death.

I posted a while back about the gay singles circus class that was happening. It’s happening this friday. They still have a few spots left so if you are in Sydney and are a gay boy or girl between 25 and 40 (there’s probably some leeway on this) come along for a few hours of fun with a dj and a some drinks afterwards.

Head on over to the Aerialize site to download the form to register and come along, it’s going to be great fun. I’m helping teach. Fingers crossed there will be some hotties that aren’t people I’ve dragged along!

Last week I posted a poll about what everyone’s preferences are when it comes to anal sex. I realise posting it that some people aren’t into anal but that poll was for people that are. THIS poll is for the other stuff with a leaning towards the kinkier end of the scale.

I realise I haven’t listed every fetish out there and quite frankly I don’t think even the vast reaches of the internet can cater to all of them. So, take the poll and tell me what’s floating your boat. If it’s not listed, write a comment and tell me.

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Just because. Watch it quick before youtube yanks it. There’s doodle at about 3:07. Enjoy. I posted heaps of stuff with Derrick on the old Aussielicious, so head over there (link to the right) and do a search.

I posted recently that my nudie mates and I are having another nude gathering. I’m trying to confirm a few people I know that I’ve invited but it looks like there will be at least half a dozen of us. The hosts have decided rather than just sitting around chatting we are going to make it a poker night which will be fun, although I don’t know how to play poker. Thankfully he’s also sent links to sites that tell you how.

If we were a shy bunch and playing strip poker then I’d be nervous because I’d definitely end up naked quite quickly. Thankfully we aren’t playing for clothes and we’ll be nude when we start. It’s been a long time since we’ve had a good nude event. I can’t wait. A couple of readers have expressed an interest in coming to one of our events. At this point, especially since it’s not being held at my place I’m not in a position to invite anyone. Maybe one day we’ll have one somewhere neutral.

I had every intention of posting yesterday I promise, but I got to work and felt like I was either going to throw up or pass out. Neither a great option for me. So I came home and passed out for the entire day. I had something to eat last night and then went back to bed. I’m not 100% this morning but a lot better.

A few of us who were away seem to have been hit by some kind of 24 hour bug and thankfully that’s what it’s doing for me. It seems to be fading.

My annual holiday with my family and family friends is always great but I’m glad it’s over. There were 22 of us at our most this year and six of them ranged from 6 years old to 1 year old. To say it was exhausting would be an understatement. My niece and nephew were saints compared to a couple of them but my poor little niece was sick yesterday and managed to throw up 6 times throughout the day. She kept count. One of those times was when I’d just finished taking her for a swim.

I’m glad to be sleeping in my own bed. I’m glad to not have to share the room with my nephew and I’m glad to be able to just have some quiet time. It was fantastic to see everyone though. I’ll resume regular posting tomorrow!