I have a sneaking suspicion that I’ve seen the video footage that went with these photos and would hazard a guess that it probably preceeded an all in orgy in some Euro porn, but I could be wrong.

Who ever thought of playing slip-n-slide nude soccer was a genius. Firstly, I am rubbish at soccer so to have everyone else sliding around the place and falling over is a nice leveller for me. It’s what I do on a normal grass field. Doing it nude would be even more hilarious, but potentially dangerous.