Wrestler John Cena has just made an appearance on Rove tonight and while I don’t normally go for the mega muscle guys (sorry Narcissus-J) but there is something very sexy about him, despite the fact that his neck is thicker than my thigh.

Even though he looks bigger than my car at 113kg (250lb) and 6′ tall I think I can see us spooning all night with my head on his bicep. After all, one bicep is bigger than my pillow. I just don’t know if I can afford to keep him in chicken breasts and protein shakes.