Aussielicious

There’s no other reason to post this video, other than it’s just full of the delicious Leighton Stultz.
Good Monday morning to you all!

I know everyone else has blogged this but because I’m a total romantic, I’m blogging it too.

http://www.aussielicious.com.au/images/0809/VOTE-DNA-COVERBOY.jpg

The finalists are in and it’s time to vote. You’ve got a week to vote for your favourite DNA Coverboy. From left to right, in order of their appearance on the cover are Brent Van Zandt, Ryan Daharsh, Rusty Joiner, Marco Dapper and Vincent Gough. Sadly no Aussies made the cut but that’s ok, they guys in the running are all seriously sexy boys.

 Loading ...

Last night was the big drag party that a friend decided to have. No one was supposedly allowed in unless in drag. Two guys turned up not dressed up so they were promptly draped in a feather boa each. My friends and I decided to go all out. I got some killer heels, fishnets and wig. Another friend who is a fashion designer whipped up what is hopefully his trashiest creation for me, describing it as Barbie’s younger sluttier whore sister and we got our makeup done by a professional drag queen, the very talented (and quite hot out of drag) Amelia Airhead.

So, take one freshly shaved headed Aussielicious Brenton, stack on enough makeup to bankrupt a small African nation, put on an ensemble with not a natural fibre in sight (hair included), whack on some sky high stilettos and she was born… I’d like to introduce Anna Phylactic.

I don’t know how I didn’t break my neck in the shoes, but at one point I was doing high kicks in them with no drama. It’s amazing the confidence your own bodyweight in vodka will give you. Some friends who are normally very quiet at parties were in their element. Put on a costume, take on a different persona and they were the belle of the ball. There were some great costumes and even better names. A friend, dressed as a nurse, was Sister Sue Positary, another guy, bodypainted black was Ash Wednesday and my shy friend, whose outfit was quite elegant was Audrey Hep-B

I watched The Tattoist last night expecting it to be a pile of rubbish. Certainly it isn’t going to win any Oscars or anything but it was actually very good. Jason Behr is so very very sexy and broody in this movie. I’d only seen him in one or two episodes of Roswell a few years back which didn’t last long here, but in the Tattoist he is buff, rugged, inked up to the max but has the most expressive eyes and face. He’s just damn delicious in my book.

You’ve all got about 30 hours left to nominate your favourite DNA Model. Then tomorrow afternoon Sydney time the voting will commence to see who will take out the Aussielicious Award for the title of favourite DNA Coverboy. There’s been some strong contenders already and I have to say I’m approving whole heartedly. But then DNA usually does a great job so it’s making your jobs tough. Go through your collection of old editions and see if anyone you had forgotten about deserves a shot at the title

Today was a beautiful 25 degrees celsius today here in Sydney and a stunning blue sky that was one of those beautiful wide skies that lifts your spirits. It’s going to be even warmer today but sadly I have too much to do to enjoy it and there is rain forecast for Sunday.

It’s days like today that signal the start of the year where I try not to make plans for weekends because I want as much free time to lie naked in the sun with friends or alone with a good book as possible. I’m so pale and feel so anxious to enjoy some nude sunshine time.

Every now and then I’ll get a comment on some of my online profile photos. Guys say things like “love the speedos”, or “man I love speedos too”. Apparently there are lots of guys into speedos out there. For me, I see speedos or my preference, aussiebums, as a functional item of clothing to be worn when necessary. I guess that comes from doing swimming training every day through summer all the way through my childhood and teenage years.

It gets me thinking, just like the guys with shots of themselves from belly button to mid thigh in 7 different pairs of football shorts, it’s a really focussed sexual niche. I’m always intrigued by what turns other people on. Like straight women getting off on gay porn, men into being tied up etc. I guess hearing other peoples fetishes is a mild one of mine.

I came across these images today of Anne Hathaway. It looks like those grooming lessons all those years ago in the Princess Diaries have worked for her. These are some of the most stunning fashion images I’ve ever seen and pretty much showcase exactly the kind of fashion photography that I’d LOVE to do.

The shots are in the new issue of W magazine. AMAZING!

The other day I popped in to have a look, out of curiosity, at a house that’s for sale down the road from me. At this stage in my life, I can’t afford to even think about owning my own home but it’s something I seriously want to work towards.

The house I looked at is absolutely beautiful and I would love to live in it. It’s a very nude friendly house, very private while still being very light and airy. I seriously wonder these days, with our current economy how people buy a house and survive. Maybe I need a benefactor? If there are any seriously wealthy people out there who for some reason or other want to say thanks for the blog in a ridiculously excessive manner and buy this house for me I’d love it. I’ll make you a coffee when you drop by! I can’t guarantee I’d look like the guys above, but that’s probably about what I’d be wearing!

These photos have done the rounds of the internet for a few years now. For all I know these twins could be 82 by now. They combine a few of my favourite things. No not brown paper packages tied up with string, but hot men, twins, nudity, swimming and being nude in nature.

I’ve had an exhausting day. Up at 5.40 to go to the gym, a long and at times frustrating at times funny day at work then a full on class at aerials. So these two frolicking nude, and grappling very intimately (pic on the right) have ended my day on a very pleasant note.

Matthew Mitcham, along with all of Australia’s Olympic Gold Medallists, is being commemorated on a limited release postage stamp.

Sadly, it doesn’t seem like the major corporate sponsors are lining up to sponsor our golden boy but whispers are being heard that there is some interest. It does make sense that the big bucks are being thrown at triple gold medal winner Stephanie Rice, but surely a good looking articulate champion underdog is appealing to a company with lots of cash?

Read the full article here.

It’s time for the second round of the Aussielicious Awards, so until Sunday afternoon, Sydney time, I’m taking nominations for your favourite DNA coverboy. There’s been 104 issues now over the past 8 years and there’s been a wide range of guys on the cover to suit all tastes, from the twinkier guys to the buff as all hell.

I think my favourite was Rusty Joiner from issue #71. If I died in his arms, it would be with a smile. So get nominating. The top 5 guys with the most votes will then be put up for a week of stiff (oh my the images in my head) competition to take out the second Aussielicious Award.

Tonight I’m going to start taking nominations for the next Aussielicious Awards, once I decide the category. But for now it’s 7:35 on Monday morning and I’m getting ready for another week at work. I slept like a baby last night and I’m feeling good.

The photos above are merely just to put a nice visual image in mind for the start to the week. We all know I’m fond of a communal shower. If I ever built a gym, which I seriously doubt I ever will, it will have at least half the showers being communal. I don’t know why there are thirteen guys in the shower in the right, but I’m going to assume it’s on set of a porn shoot and in my mind it was fantastic.

My post the other day discussing the difference in opinions between wanting a child and wanting a relationship got some very good comments and responses. I just wanted to clarify a couple of things that were suggested. Most of my close friends are couples and in loving relationships. I see where people are coming from saying this is the way to go because they have a similar mindset, but there is also the flipside. If I hang out with couples all the time, there isn’t much chance of meeting single people.

Someone also responded that couples and people wanting to be part of a couple don’t hang out at nude dinners with their friends. Not true. I understand the thought behind that comment but there are two couples that I’m close to that come to the nude dinners and are very happy doing so, and neither couple expects them to turn into an orgy. In fact, one of them is totally monogamous. I really appreciate the great feedback from you all.