Thinking about my performance next week and the wardrobe disaster that was my tarzan routine (below) I’ve been nervous. At the request of one of the organisers I’m going to be performing in just a pair of aussieBums. So I’ve been thinking I need to find a g-string to keep everything secure and safe while i’m performing. There is a strong sense of irony that it’s an absolute pain in the arse to find a man’s g-string.
These sexy numbers are all from N2N Bodywear. If I’d thought about it earlier I would have ordered one of them but there isn’t time now.
There isn’t a gay underwear store or gay boutique that also sells underwear in all of Sydney?
But I wouldn’t worry to much about losing the aussieBums in the air. Your loincloth became undone because it was loose and didn’t fit, your underwear stayed on. When in doubt put a second smaller swimsuit underneath.
Try http://www.cocksox.com slingshot. They are in Sydney, and very comfortable as well as sexy.
Brenton, I am of the unfortunate opinion that a g-string rarely if ever suits the male form…