Last night was the big drag party that a friend decided to have. No one was supposedly allowed in unless in drag. Two guys turned up not dressed up so they were promptly draped in a feather boa each. My friends and I decided to go all out. I got some killer heels, fishnets and wig. Another friend who is a fashion designer whipped up what is hopefully his trashiest creation for me, describing it as Barbie’s younger sluttier whore sister and we got our makeup done by a professional drag queen, the very talented (and quite hot out of drag) Amelia Airhead.
So, take one freshly shaved headed Aussielicious Brenton, stack on enough makeup to bankrupt a small African nation, put on an ensemble with not a natural fibre in sight (hair included), whack on some sky high stilettos and she was born… I’d like to introduce Anna Phylactic.
I don’t know how I didn’t break my neck in the shoes, but at one point I was doing high kicks in them with no drama. It’s amazing the confidence your own bodyweight in vodka will give you. Some friends who are normally very quiet at parties were in their element. Put on a costume, take on a different persona and they were the belle of the ball. There were some great costumes and even better names. A friend, dressed as a nurse, was Sister Sue Positary, another guy, bodypainted black was Ash Wednesday and my shy friend, whose outfit was quite elegant was Audrey Hep-B
As someone says to me all the time - fierce!
Really scary - just like your least favourite aunt.
agreeing with…scary! But what is scarier…how do they do the eyebrows (so as the original don’t show…please don’t say the get removed!!)…and how long does it take to wash off the makeup? Was going to do semi drag once…but …where does one get heels in size 13?
Stick to nude! You look much better naked. Glad that you enojoyed the night.
Brenton… OMG, you look amazing… Insane, what a transformation… I hope you guys had a great time…
Love from Atlanta
(SYN)
Wow, Brenton you look hot. Going all out in Drag, but keeping those great pecs and arms on display. I would have ravished you on the spot.
You look absolutely amazing!! :)
Wow, Brenton you went all out on the makeup. When you said you were going to a drag party and it was a must to dress in drag, I was picturing something more natural. You went running with the theme. Did you do your own makeup? So Chi Chi LaRue.
There are some choices in life that are just too difficult. This is one of them.
I love it! I’m going to have to post it! hehehe
How Very ‘Charles Pierce-as-Norma Desmond-as-Lolita!’
^^X^^
You were more beautiful than even I could have ever imagined.
I think you should be rethinking your day job….
I see a CD, a cosmetic collection..a guest spot on Neighbours, Home & Away as well as the Bold and the Vacuous.
Work it, baby!
CKx
Hey Babe, you’re looking great! make it the new outfit when you’re doing the silks but watch out with the stiletto-heels, we don’t need shredded silk. On the other hand… your other favorite sport, pole dancing, in that outfit… wonderful!
Brilliant! You look fierce for sure. Like “Don’t mess with this Bitch!!” I’ve always wanted to do drag but never had the balls. lol
Wow you look so good. What a hottie (woof whistles)
I could just see Anna partying with Vivian! lol
Excellent drag name.