My lesbian flatmate often chat over morning coffees about relationships etc. Today we ended up on penis size.
How often have we gay boys unwrapped something only to be a little disappointed with things coming up short of expectations? I’m no insatiable size queen but there are times when you really crave a Big Mac. The online dating world is renowned for it’s misleading nature. You know how the story goes, his profile says large or extra large and you order in. He arrives on your doorstep and it may come with cheese but it’s no quarter pounder, but more like a kids happy meal. Thoroughly underwhelming.
So we came up with a penis register idea. At the age of 18, every boy has to go into the Central Penis Registry where he’ll be helped to achieve his full potential, and at 18 that shouldn’t be too difficult, let’s face it. Then a standardised measuring will occur, and to those internet guys that say “extra large” when it’s clearly not, you do NOT measure from your butt hole. Then all prospective future dates will be directed to the registry to look up their date to see if he’s been misleading. I think it’s got potential.
Brilliant idea! Wish you thought of that a while ago – would have saved me some disappointments ;)
I kinda want mcdonalds now….
Since today is my nephew’s 18th birthday, I agree your idea should be law, after all, I think he may be one of us, and from what I understand, endowed with enough to share with all, so why not? I find it a splendid idea and truth in advertising is always a noble goal. Brian
I have a fetish for the smaller penis so that would work for me too. Boys with small dicks tend to be more creative and imaginitive than boys with bid dicks who just lie there and want to be worshiped
2 thoughts:
1. Sometimes it’s not the dick, it’s the man it’s attached to.
2. Sometimes those with big dicks, are.
problem is – the penis as such might not change after 18, but the visible/usable part of it will if you gain/lose lots of weight.
i lost 50 pounds the last year and it changed me from kids meal to good average.
the second from the last pic looks just like josh duhamel….even from his published nudes…..yum
btw, you are gorgeous in that pic you posted earlier
A helpful aid along these lines…
http://dottypinhole.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/dickometer_en.pdf