Will it hurt?

I have a confession to make. It’s been 5 months. Not since my last confession, but since my last shag. I’ve had some fun with guys here and there but it was very early January that I last had any back door action, from either direction.

Tonight I’m taking myself off to the bathouse to get some action. To be honest I’d prefer something with a bit of emotion but Prince Charming is busy packing his emotional baggage and refusing to ask directions on how to get here. A man has needs. There are only so many times you can sort yourself out.

11 Responses to “Will it hurt?”


  1. 1 Kendall

    TOTALLY agree, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do… I hope you find what you need and enjoy!

  2. 2 Lewis

    Sort yourself out? Is that what it’s called? I’d better get started….because I need some serious sorting out.

  3. 3 Dexter

    I spent 5 weeks without sex and I thought I was on my way to sainthood. But 5 months–damn!

  4. 4 The Flying Wombat

    Don’t worry - it’s just like riding a bike…….
    you never forget how…
    :-)

  5. 5 Rob

    Howdy,

    I would like to see a full frontal picture of you. Any luck

    Rob C

  6. 6 Markymark

    A friend of mine went 7 years without sex. God, I’d NEVER last beyond a week. By the way Rob, I’ve seen the front of him. It’s very very nice indeed.

  7. 7 Mark

    “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.”

    [Alice Roosevelt Longworth]

  8. 8 Kip

    That was a great shag tonight - cheers.

  9. 9 Sue

    Have fun!

  10. 10 Tim

    What bathouse did you end up going to? I just spend 10 days in Sydney and visited Headquarters while there. Had lots of fun. I hope you don’t wait another 5 months to scratch that itch.

  11. 11 Andrew

    just get drunk first. I like to call the phenomenon of easy entry due to drunkness “drunk butt”. Your butt is drunk and it wont hurt as much. Granted, then you leave yourself a little more vulnerable.

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