Hear that noise? Exactly. That deafening silence is the response I’m getting online for some action. I haven’t had sex in months because I’m more in the headspace of romance rather than raunchy action but every now and then a man needs some flesh on flesh contact and today I’m in one of those moods. I wasn’t necessarily looking for a fuck, just some fooling around with a sticky wet ending.

Murphy’s law seems to be that when I’m in the mood no one else is. Sure it was ten in the morning but when I was online, the people I was interested in weren’t responding or weren’t available. So, as usual I’ve just had to send myself blind with one hand. Watch the sexual tumbleweeds on the way out. My bedroom is full of them.