Tonight I had to kinda perform at Slide bar as part of their El Circo cabaret dinner. My pole teacher, James normally does a double pole dance routine with Paul but James was away, so Paul did a solo pole routine. Then we were both doing the “statues”. Now we come out and make our way slowly through the crowd, all lovely people having a 9 course dinner, wrapped in a black and gold toga, barely held in place with a knot on our hip. Thankfully we also have masks on. We eventually make our way to our respective podiums and over about 5-8 minutes do a bunch of poses and play up to the tables near us all the while undoing our toga and showing more and more skin. Our modesty is supposed to stay intact through careful management of the toga. Now I’m blaming the two beers I had for dutch courage, but I’m fairly certain at one point the 80 odd diners got a very brief eyefull of about all I have to offer, which given my nerves and the current temperature in Sydney, wasn’t a whole bunch.
I’m fine being nude as you all know, but being nude in a room of 80 or so clothed people is a little out of my comfort zone and spoiling their dinner with a flash of my bits really was definitely not part of the plan.
damn, I was I was in the audience, in this day of video and camera phones, I wonder if there are any pictures or footage on the net yet ;)
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hahahahaha !!! Maybe some were wondering “Where’s the beef!”
I think the diners simply thought you were providing the “pole” part of the dance. I’ll bet you look stunning, too, in a toga!
sounds like a nice dessert
Buddy… how can your hot body spoil anybodies dinner! Wish I was in the audience!
Quel surpris!
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Wish I were in the audience. Seeing your hot body would have only made me more hungry.
Share the footage with us!!!
You loved it, don’t lie. :P
they probably didn’t know spatchcock was on the menu
I bet the kitchen received quite a few orders for slabs of beef. I’m sure you looked hot!
BTW…so is 80 the most people you have shown your bit too?
HaHa! B, I don’t think you have anything to worry about - I’m sure everyone just enjoyed the snapshot.
so long as they didn’t think they were being served up a cheerio