What comes to mind when you read the following advertisement that accompanied the above images. Note I’ve blacked out his eyes.

“JO on rails – 48 (philly)
Want age 25-70 guy to come over and jo in my model train room. Mutual touching and stuff but nothing more than that… i’m not gay. It’s all HO scale. Then after you finish you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster (don’t break they are my sons) we can do thus until 4 am or until we get tired. Also I have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer that I need to get rid of so you can have a bunch when you leave. It’s all perfectly good we just got too much!!!”

I’m all for people exploring their fantasies but a few issues strike me about this ad. Mutual touching but he’s not gay? How is he going to explain a trashed train set covered in cum to his son? Why would you buy huge amounts of imitation crab meat and is this how we pay hookers these days?