What comes to mind when you read the following advertisement that accompanied the above images. Note I’ve blacked out his eyes.
“JO on rails - 48 (philly)
Want age 25-70 guy to come over and jo in my model train room. Mutual touching and stuff but nothing more than that… i’m not gay. It’s all HO scale. Then after you finish you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster (don’t break they are my sons) we can do thus until 4 am or until we get tired. Also I have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer that I need to get rid of so you can have a bunch when you leave. It’s all perfectly good we just got too much!!!”
I’m all for people exploring their fantasies but a few issues strike me about this ad. Mutual touching but he’s not gay? How is he going to explain a trashed train set covered in cum to his son? Why would you buy huge amounts of imitation crab meat and is this how we pay hookers these days?
I concur hilariously disturbing. Each to their own.
*shudder*
Wrong, just so wrong.
uh…I’m not sure which is more disturbing, cumming on the train set of the fact that he has extra imitation crab meat to give away.
Uuuummmm model train stompy rompy action with imitation crab meat (like his imitation gay offer, near enuff is not good enuff)…and THAT is really gonna get the punters lined up? What personals web site would allow this rot?!?
Next thing you’ll know he’ll want to do the ‘mutual touching and stuff’ in socks and sandals…and offer a nice bistro meal at the nearest R.S.L. club.
Priceless ad! They don’t get any weirder I think. Thanks for sharing and making my day!!
Hmm. Okay. Eww. Really. Uh. Shudder. Next.
swear to buddah, i nominated this ad the day it posted. i was in SF for the week and i was, um, doing some research and fucking busted out laughing.
great site, btw!
I’m back and around! Didn’t want you to think I’d totally disappeared so I posted that CL ad for you. I see that it got your attention.
OMG I love it!
but what the fuck is imitation crab meat?
B… that’s your train set… what’s going on?
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It’s possible that this is a Something Awful prank. They’ve done several outlandish Craigslist “not gay” meet up ads before and posted the responses.
I mean … how could this be real ever.
Mutual touching AND imitation crab meat? Dude, I’m sooo horny right now.
… and I’m quiet again.
This must have something to do with the heterosexual agenda. I don’t know how, but it is the only way I can make sense of the world.
Whatever….but NOT with me!
That’s an interesting little ad. I’m looking for one I have on file that I picked up years ago when I worked for a gay newspaper in New York. It involves a checklist which mentions burlap underpants. When I find it I’ll send it to B. Maybe he can do a monthly ‘Freaky Personal Ad’ feature!