Fairy tales

When it comes to relationships and the politics of dating I’m absolutely useless, especially if reading between the lines is necessary. I like the fairy story kinda deal, Princess is in an awkward predicament she probably could fathom a way out off, Prince rides up, says “I’ll save you because I love you”, does exactly what he says and then rides off into the sunset with his beloved knowing exactly where she stands, or sits, or bounces up and down.

My fairy story seems to be written by someone working with codes for the Nazis in WW2. I’m having to read between the lines and when that happens Snow white doesn’t get woken by a kiss from her Prince, the Prince instead shows all the body language of wanting to kiss her and even talks about waking her with a kiss but somehow, despite making eyes at her, thinks he might have to think about the pros and cons a bit more and get the dwarves to watch over her a bit longer.

5 Responses to “Fairy tales”


  1. 1 Steven.

    I don’t understand what you’re saying.

    You’re talking in code.

  2. 2 duglyduckling

    Poor Brenton… what is wrong now?

    Sigh, it’s absolutely shocking that someone so good looking, so honest, so romantic at heart, can have so much trouble with dating and finding his dream prince.

    But don’t give up! Your dream prince will come along one day. Be positive!

  3. 3 Jarrod

    Maybe it’s time to stop reading between the lines… and get a little blunt with this ‘prince’, so you know where you stand :)

  4. 4 Markymark

    I have to admit that I don’t see the reason what you are trying to say. A friend once told me that love is like a butterfly. If you keep your hand open, it will come and rest on it and you can enjoy it’s beauty. However, if you try to close your hand over it the butterfly’s beaty can’t be seen.

  5. 5 BentonQuest

    Hey Brenton, when the right prince shows up, you will have no problem reading the signs!

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