A friend sent me this this morning and I thought I’d share it.
My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good .
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer’s response:…
Dear Bryan,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.
Sincerely,
Your New Boss
I’d hire him… That is hysterical…
Love from Atlanta
It’s still hilarious, even in English. This “Jop aplekasjun” has been around Holland for years, only I would hire Bryan at once instead of blond Sherryl with her boops popping out of her shirt.
I have got so many odd jobs for that boy….
Bahahaha! This is classic.
Love it!
abFan xx