A friend sent me this this morning and I thought I’d share it.

My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.  I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.  I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
Sinseerly,

BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

Employer’s response:…
Dear Bryan,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

See you Monday.

Sincerely,

Your New Boss