A friend sent me this this morning and I thought I’d share it.
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good .
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.
Your New Boss