Something disturbing is happening

Something happened in early spring, maybe even late winter here in Australia as, untrained as I am, it appears to be breeding season. There are pregnant women everywhere I turn. Even on the rare days lately when we haven’t had rain, I check to make sure any public seating isn’t wet from some poor woman’s waters bursting all over the place. It’s just as well I haven’t had any sex.. Read More

This would fix my day

A good long session of kissing someone lovely would make my day so much better. I don’t know if it’s the Valentine’s effect or just that I’m out of whack in general but I’m in the mood to slap someone silly. A friend wants to go couple slapping (only partly seriously) and find couples being romantic and go slap them.

VD is here again

Like that itch that just won’t go away, Valentine’s has flared up again in a rash of commercial sentimentality across Sydney. The symptoms are everywhere, blotches of red roses, cards and shiny wrapped chocolates everywhere, men are looking stressed and women anxious. What says I love you without her expecting a diamond? Will he send me anything or is it another year on the shelf? This year my immunity is.. Read More